Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

womans rights...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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