What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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