What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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