Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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