What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do I hate? people

Why didn't he finish his

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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