Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

retard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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