- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

oh hey.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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