so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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womans rights...

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