What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Chlamydia

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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