- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

your face is kinda funny

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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