- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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