- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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