- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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