- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Queens Park rangers

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Once, I went to Peru.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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