what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your mother is so fat.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Anti Joke

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