*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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