- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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