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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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