- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man walks into a bar

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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