why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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taking out the trash... at night

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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