- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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