Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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