Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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