- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

I am dyslexic

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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