Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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