- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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