- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Yo mama is so fat she died

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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