- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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