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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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