- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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