How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Bob Saget

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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