- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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