- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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