- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Death by kayak

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anthony sucks

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