- Anti Joke

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Me

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

h

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Me

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole