- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.