- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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