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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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