- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

This is a joke.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out