Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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