black people

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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the game

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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