- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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