Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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White men's rights

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Anti Joke

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