- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

how do you win a game try your best

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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