- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

field day?

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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