Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Julian Ha.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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