- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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