Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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