Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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adam hodgson !

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Did you know? . You already know!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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