- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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