- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

European on my shoes, buddy.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

an emo girl walked into a white room

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