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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

A man buys a prius

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