What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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your face is kinda funny

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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