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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Indians

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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