- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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