- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the capital of congo famine

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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