the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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