- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did one computer say to the other .........

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

ecks! why zee?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

don't read this

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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