What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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