- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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