What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Women's Rights

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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