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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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