Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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VITAMIN C!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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