What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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