A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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