- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

The queen having a shit

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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