What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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