Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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