Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Anti Joke

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