- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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