Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Manchester City

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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