Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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obama

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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