- Anti Joke

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.