- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A seal walks into a club.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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