Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Thats what she said

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you just read an anti-joke

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Why did? Yes

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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