- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

deez nuts

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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