- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Dwight Howard

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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