- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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