I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Llamaworm

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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PENIS

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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