- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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