i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Miscarriages.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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