what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Haha, I get it..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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whats white jizz

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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