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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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