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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.