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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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