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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Im cute hehehee

identical jokes get different votes.

My wife made me a sandwich

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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