You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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