- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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