why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's one plus one? two.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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