How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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