- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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