- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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