Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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