- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did sally drown cause she was black

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

XD Jackass.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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