Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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This is an anti joke

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well now

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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