How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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