A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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