- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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