i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Rebecca Black.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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