What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I have an idea! You leave.

So one time there was this woman learning...

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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