- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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