- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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