What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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