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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.