- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough