- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

An Asian person drove home safely.

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