- Anti Joke

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass