- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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