- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

batman farted so hes retarded

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Long joke Your such a downey

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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