- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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