What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Sam Hengal.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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