Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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