- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Choir.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What? Why?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.