Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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