what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Women's Rights

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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homosexual

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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