- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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