- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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