What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Choir.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What? Why?

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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