- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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