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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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