An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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