Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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