A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Anti Joke

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